Republican gubernatorial candidate, Paul LePage, says he wouldn’t be afraid to tell President Barack Obama to “go to hell”. (Read it here)
Paul LePage is, therefore, a very brave man. Who else could utter such a banal and ambiguous statement to the president? It’s no wonder the Tea Party backs Paul LePage. He’s ballsy, he’s stalwart, and, best of all, unintelligent. Sounds good, says the Tea Party.
Go to hell, Obama! Say it; it feels good. And, it’s a blessing.
Think about it. If the Tea Party-ers are in Heaven, as they claim they will be, since they believe in the war-faring, Arab-crushing Christ, Jesus, I will assume going to Hell is a blessing.
In Hell, who will we find? The poets, the interesting people, people with a vision; Shelley, Byron, Shakespeare, Homer; Charles Bukowski, Hubert Selby Jr., Elvis Presley, Richard Wagner, Mozart, Voltaire, Van Gogh, Louis Althusser, Jaques Derrida, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash (this is the tip, and I mean the very tip! of the iceberg).
In Heaven, there will be a massive amount of Tea Party-ers, and other Paul LePage supports, waiting in line for something to loosen their constipation. Do you want to be around that, Barack Obama?
Go to Heaven, Paul LePage! Get thee to Heaven!