Mom, there’s a pimple on my nose.
It’s big and ugly and red.
My classmates will all laugh at me.
My social life is dead.
Why did this happen to me?
I’ve been very careful in what I eat.
Now I look like a clown
Walking around with two left feet.
This pimple is enormous.
It’s like an alien blob.
My boyfriends will make fun of me;
Jimmy, Roy, George, and Bob.
Oh mom, I’m not going to school today.
I’m reporting that I am sick.
With enough acne ointment on my face,
I hope to get rid of this blemish quick.
The red glob is starting to move.
It’s extending all over my face.
It looks like I’m no longer a part of
The illustrious human race.