Before I start my list of apps I would like to see, it should be known that I do not have a Droid or iPhone. I have a regular cellular device. However I think some of the following apps would be great on ANY phone.
You press a button and every idiot within a mile of you automatically shuts up.
2. Fart Button
In a large crowd of people? Press the fart button and then blame the person next to you.
In an elevator with a lot of people? Press the fart button. Everyone will sniff around and wonder if it was they who actually farted. It will take them hours (for some millenia) to figure out no one actually has farted.
3. Shakespearean Insults
Someone is annoying you or cussing you out, or if you just want to start something, then this is a must have for all phone users. You turn your volume all the way up. Then you go to the app and press play, and out spits insults from the Bard such as:
“Come! You are a tedius fool!”
“Contemptuous base born callet”
“Thou bootless fool-born strumpet! “
“Thou qualling plume-plucked barnacle! “
(for more insults check out:http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html and http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/shakespeare-insults-l.htm)
More to come….