As people reach the ripe old age of retirement and enter into their golden years it is our responsibility to make that last party as memorable as possible. The following is a list of 10 best gag gifts I would suggest giving to your favorite retiree in the near future. Please keep in mind that these are suggestions and may not be suitable for all situations.
You’ve heard of depends right? These are the adult diapers to keep your friend safe and dry for those long drives home from the grocery store just down the street.
How about denture cream? Heck they may already use it so that works out for both of you.
The gift that keeps on giving, prune juice. Its healthy, keeps you regular and it has a great taste if you like that sort thing.
Why not a walker with the tennis balls on the front.
A sample prescription of Viagra, to keep that loving feeling alive and well.
The bumper sticker that reads – “I’m retired, I don’t care!”
A clock with no numbers or symbols on it, you’re retired, who cares what time it is.
Maybe a book with HUGE letters so they can what they are reading.
Barrow a wheel chair from your local hospital, include the horn and backup lights.
Lastly, mentholatum rub, stuff has the order of the elderly and many uses.
There you go, some of the top 10 gag gifts for that lucky retiree. Depending on your budget you could call the scooter store and get little crazy but the above gag gifts should fit all budgets and make for a fun and non-threatening gag for anyone. Have some fun with and use these if you would like or come up with your own to personally fit that lucky retiree. Good luck and don’t go over-board or maybe that is what they deserve.