Texas can be wacky, already, as we know, but there are some headlines, some hilarious, some just ridiculous or scary, that maybe we haven’t heard of yet. Below, find some of those weird headlines – as mentioned, some funny, some not so funny.
When on your cell phone, Don’t get distracted by a low flying Pelican
And make sure your’e rich.
An inflatable, Flammable Gorilla
Sounds like a party.
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
I am not sure what to say except that horror movie ideas have to come from somewhere.
A Strange way for cheerleaders to Cheer on their School Team
Nothing says school spirit like some liquid by-product from your urethra. Texas takes that sh*& literally.