Here’s the perfect stuffed animal for someone who likes things a little out of the ordinary. Forget the cuddly and cliché teddy bear – check out Teddy Scares. These adorably gory stuffed misfits come with their own body bag and mini graphic novel. Each Teddy Scare has a distinct personality, and you can read all about them in their bios. This is a relatively new product, but they did just release a second set so popularity is growing!
Venereal Disease Plush Dolls
Educational and humorous, GIANTmicrobes Venereals can help you avoid unhealthy relationships. Four of these fun little guys come in a set, Chlamydia, the Pox, The Clap, and Herpes. These are stuffed animals that look like common microbes, only 1,000,000X actual size. They’re the perfect collectible gift for anyone with a healthy sense of humor!
GIANTmicrobes original set (4 Venereal dolls) $34.95
This very unique and imaginative sphere lets you walk on water. Up to two people (max weight is 440 pounds) can amazingly walk or roll over any body of water at any time. A pressure zipper, located on the side of the ball, allows easy entrance and exit. Inflation takes approximately 5 minutes (uses garden leaf blower — not included). Repair kit included. – Made of industrially reinforced PVC. Diameter (6.5 ft) Medium (8 ft)Large
Water Orb $500.00
Buddha Butter Dish
Honestly: who better to act as the spokesperson for butter than Buddha? Bring true enlightenment to your table and keep your butter fresh with this ceramic butter dish. Just make sure not to eat too much lest you grow a belly of your own.
$19.99 @ Perpetual Kid
Homemade Cookie Stamper
You should take pride in your home-baked cookie and this “Home Made” cookie stamper is the perfect way to show it.
The stamp is three inches in diameter so your message of freshness and care will come through loud, clear, and tasty.
$14.99 @ Perpetual Kid
Oozing Bathroom Fun!
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny – not to mention practical -addition to any bathroom or shower stall. Just squeeze or press the Nose, and shower gel (YOU pick the color!) oozes out of the right nostril. The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back. The Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser attaches easily to any flat surface with suction cups. Measures 9″ tall and includes instructions. A perfect unique gift for some one in need of some humorous hygiene.
Gooey Soapy Nostril Loving Fun for $14.95!!
Ninja Bread Men
they’re cut out for action!
These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate…and then watch them disappear! Ninja Bread Men are molded from rugged, food-safe ABS plastic and packaged in a colorful gift box.
Bring home the Ninja Bread Men cookie cutter squad for only $9.95.
The World’s Largest Gummy Bear
The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.
Its monstrous size is only matched by its enormous taste. The World’s Largest Gummy Bear tastes just as delicious as its pint-sized counterpart.
Available in many flavors: blue raspberry, red cherry, green apple, orange, pineapple and astro (a combination of red cherry, lemon, and green apple). Hand-made in the USA.
Dimensions: 9″ x 5.5″ x 3.5″
One year shelf life
The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is $29.95 (astro flavor is $35.95)
Ever wonder how you’d look styled with a mustache? Worry not about facial hair farming inhibitions, thanks to our exclusive beveled-edge mirror. Three bushy, manly lip ticklers are printed boldly at the perfect level so you can try one on for size; the ready-to-hang accent will be a hit in your entry or powder room. Glass with black chain. 8″H x 15″W.
Mustache mirror for $14.95
Have you ever wanted a stuffed animal in your cartoony likeness?
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