They may be a little on the silly side, but Thanksgiving jokes-and-riddles will seem a lot funnier when you share them around the holiday table. It’s good to have a few handy for these tense pauses in conversation when someone says something inappropriate and feathers get ruffled (not turkey feathers). Some Thanksgiving jokes are for kids, others strictly the opposite. There’s all kinds in this list of the best Thanksgiving humor spots, so memorize a few choice Thanksgiving jokes-and-riddles and spread some holiday cheer around the feast.
#1. Thanksgiving Riddle Jokes
For a bunch of amusing, even out-right funny Thanksgiving riddle jokes, check out The Holiday Spot. You’ll find out why you can’t invite a turkey into polite society (he’ll use fowl language), and what a dramatic turkey says to himself on Thanksgiving (to be or not to be roasted). Well worth giggling about, visit the Holiday Spot.
#2. Thanksgiving jokes-and-riddles for Rednecks
For good natured wise-cracks, check out Guy Sports. It’s a guy sort of humor, but funny enough to make the girls giggle behind their napkins. Hear the story about the old lady who couldn’t find a turkey big enough to feed her family. “Do they come any bigger?” she asked the store attendant. “No, Ma’am. They’re dead”. There’s lots more fun humor of this kind. So if you’re looking for Thanksgiving jokes-and-riddles that everyone can enjoy, visit Guy Sports.
#3. Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
They were irritable when you were 5 and they still can put a smile on every face. For a collection of ingenious knock knock Thanksgiving jokes check out the selection on Hub Pages, like this one: Knock knock… who’s there? Norma Lee… Normal Lee who? Normal Lee I don’t eat so much. Visit Hub pages for these fun knock knock Thanksgiving jokes.
#4. Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Here’s another bunch of new Thanksgiving jokes that you probably haven’t heard before. From Bethany Roberts comes some good old Thanksgiving humor to brighten your feast. Find out what’s blue with feathers (a turkey holding his breath), or what you call a miserable cranberry (a blue berry). They’re fun for everyone, so share this Thanksgiving jokes and spread a few smiles this holiday. Visit Bethany Roberts.
#5. More Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
For Witty, funny Thanksgiving jokes and riddles that everyone will love (but especially kids) check out Jokes by Kids. Find out why the salad was embarrassed (he saw the salad dressing), or why the turkey crossed the amusement park (to get to the other ride). They’re innocent and harmless, so give these Thanksgiving jokes and riddles a try (and find out the age of the kid who made up the jokes). Visit Jokes by Kids.
#6. Thanksgiving Joke Riddles for Kids
For riddle jokes that you can share with everyone, check out 101 Thanksgiving. Silly but somehow charming, these jokes will definitely put a smile on your face, especially after you see the kids cracking up. Find out what sounds a space turkey makes (Hubble, Hubble), or why the turkey joined the music band (because he had the drumsticks). Visit 101 Thanksgiving.
#7. Thanksgiving Jokes Definitely NOT for Kids
For some bawdy fun, check out The Joke Center. Strictly for adults, these sexy, saucy, tasteless Thanksgiving jokes are really fun and well crafted. Enjoy the Double Entendres confusing sex with stuffing a turkey, or the Sexy Thanksgiving love story. And don’t miss out on the joke story concerning the things we are thankful for. A bit juvenile but still amusing, visit the Joke Center.
#8. Witty Thanksgiving Sayings
If you like to be the wise-cracker at the table, checkout Coolest Holiday Parties for their selection of witty Thanksgiving one-liners. Find out how Mother Turkey scolds her kids (your father would turn in his gravy) or how many cooks it takes to stuff a turkey (one, but you have to press hard to push him in). All this play on words is fun. So give these Thanksgiving jokes a try at your feast. Visit Collest Holiday Parties.
#9. Thanksgiving Jokes for Cyber Geeks
For amusing Thanksgiving jokes for computer lovers checkout A Ha Jokes. It’s the kind of humor that makes you chuckle in a nice way. Find out what a turkey should be thankful for (that he wasn’t spammed), and other trivial but slightly amusing cyber geek Thanksgiving jokes. Visit A Ha Jokes.
#10. Best Thanksgiving Jokes
For a great selection of Thanksgiving jokes you can share with everyone, checkout the collection put together by Nancy Tracey. Find out what hippies put in their turkey (groovy), and which can jump higher: a turkey or the statue of liberty (the turkey, statues don’t jump). Visit Nancy’s fun selection of Thanksgiving-jokes.
#Bonus. Thanksgiving Jokes for iPhone, iPads and iPods
You even don’t have to memorize your Thanksgiving jokes to have them with you at the table. Download this application from iTunes and you’ll have all the Thanksgiving jokes and riddles you like, right at your fingertips. Visit the Thanksgiving Jokes Application.
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