RED is a 2010 movie about a group of retired CIA agents who band back together after being targeted by the agency. The movie Red stars Bruce Willis as Frank Moses, Mary Louise-Parker as Sarah Ross, Helen Mirren as Victoria, Morgan Freeman as Joe Matheson, John Malkovich as Marvin Boggs, and Karl Urban as William Cooper.
Red stands for “retired and extremely dangerous.”
The movie Red was written by screenwriters John Hoeber and Eric Hoeber. It is based on the DC Comics graphic novel Red by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner.
No. 10 Funny Quote
Frank Moses: Open the pig! (removes gun from stuffed pig).
No. 9 Funny Quote
Sarah Ross (to Frank): I am high. You have (a set of) beautiful green eyes.
(Frank hops out of car, gets in shoot out with William, hops back in car)
Sarah Ross: Wow… You really are CIA.
No. 8 Funny Quote
Victoria (to Sarah): I kill people, dear.
No. 7 Funny Quote
Marvin Boggs: Frank. Frank, it’s that helicopter!
Sarah Ross: We’re in an airport… (helicopter fires shots through window).
No. 6 Funny Quote
Victoria (about Frank): …If you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury your body in the woods.
Sarah Ross: Wow… Okay.
No. 5 Funny Quote
Frank Moses (fighting with William): Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yeah.
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.
No. 4 Funny Quote
Frank Moses: He was given daily doses of LSD for eleven years.
Sarah Ross: Well, in that case, he looks great.
No. 3 Funny Quote
Marvin Boggs: Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank Moses: Why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin Boggs: Because the last time we met I tried to kill you.
Frank Moses: That was a long time ago.
Marvin Boggs: Some people hold onto things like that.
No. 2 Funny Quote
Victoria: So, how did y’all meet?
Sarah Ross: We started talking on the phone. I guess I liked that it wasn’t real. …Of course, now I’m a fugitive, the CIA wants me, and I’m hiding in a hole.
No. 1 Funny Quote
Sarah Ross: What do you suppose the punishment is for what we’re doing here?
Frank Moses: Death.
Sarah Ross: …Awesome. (laughs)