Scope it, as in Horoscope: Sometimes you do not have to look in the mirror. Try showering and dressing in the dark. What a way to start the day.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Anger goes both ways. When you are making that point, get angry, and then call out all those angry folks for being so darn angry. Hit the desk with your clenched fist if you have to. Ah, better now?
Trivia: Because albino elephants were (are) rare, King Siam said they should receive the best care by their owners. We think of a White Elephant sale differently. I don’t but still. They were simply called Minutemen because they could be ready at a moment’s notice — OK, I know what you are thinking. Why not Momentmen? These men were not very good shots, either. Kind of like TV cops. Man, they should hit the firing range now and then. Well, let’s wrap this up. I must go figure out where that finger has been. An armadillo may leap, if it so desires, three feet – – straight up. It’s useful because it makes predators laugh uncontrollably.
Closer: From “Modern Family” – – “I may not be a registered plumber, but I have spent a great deal of time in that bathtub.”.