Scope it, as in Horoscope: No need to unplug if you never plugged in. However, never plugging in can drive you nuts and keep you out of the loop. Get to that happy medium, even though most people do not want to be medium.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Plant those bulbs. Yes, the ones that we are now supposed to buy instead of the older ones because they are better for the environment. So, plant them and bury them because you cannot (or not supposed to) throw them out with the regular garbage. What is regular garbage?
Trivia: I was with a Dutch woman the other day and the word “protection” came up. She said svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Huh? Who knows if that is even spelled right at this point. Anyway, I tried to pronounce it and it took forever so it worked, I guess. The word means contraception in Dutch. After a woodchuck (yes, groundhog) emerges from its hole, the first thing it wants to do is beat the heck out the person who yanked it out. That – – and mate. Not with a Dutch groundhog, however, because of time constraints. In case you are wondering, a “throng” is a moving crowd of people pushing one another. A thong, on the other hand, is … I sense a theme here, so I must go now.
Top two songs searched for lyrics on “Glee.”
1. “Telephone” by Lady Gaga
2. “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z
Source: Metrolyrics. Popeater
Closer: Not one single laugh in that “comedy” last night. It was “Better Than You.” No, it was not.