Scope it, as in Horoscope: Just because you tell a few jokes does not mean you should be a stand up comedian.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Those who suggest we tone down the anger are the ones who need to tone it down themselves.
Trivia: Aristotle told Alexander the Great he wasn’t so great, just fine and dandy. He also told him to use a rag to clean his teeth. The dentist for George Washington (you bet he had one) told him to use a rag with chalk. It wasn’t until William Addis was in prison that the toothbrush was invented – – by him. I have noted this before to someone who walked away when I was telling it, so here it goes. A man named Levi Hutchins invented the alarm clock that only went off at 4 a.m. He never got a patent for the device because all he wanted was to invent something that kept him from oversleeping. You can thank Parvo Nakacheker of Finland for that funny name. No, thank his parents but thank him for the invention of the athletic supporter.
The List: Top TV Shows.
1. “Dancing With the Stars” – 19.9 million viewers
2. “Sunday Night Football” – 19.3 million
3. “Dancing With the Stars Results” – 16.6 million
Closer: Attention reporters… Stop with the “sleepy town” leads. Try to avoid the word budget in a headline.