One of the funniest things you can do with your dog is dress it up in clothing. I have a couple outfits for my dog, although we rarely use them because he (the dog) hates them. Still, it is amusing to seem him wearing his hoody when the mood strikes us. If you’re in the market for dog clothing, you might be wondering which article of clothing will give you the best laugh bang for your buck (because obviously you will want to pay a lot for this article). Here are top three choices:
1. Christmas sweater. It’s funny enough when an adult human wears a sweater with a knitted reindeer on the front, but when a dog wears that get-up the results can be hilarious. A good part of the humor here is seeing an animal in human-style clothing. Of all the articles of clothing you can get for a dog, this is one that he/she might actually enjoy wearing because of the heat.
2. Any type of footwear. Dogs hate wearing socks, shoes, or anything else on their feet, so good luck getting Fido to put on a pair of sneakers. If you can manage it, though, the results are hilarious. In addition to socks and shoes, you can find boots, slippers, and other ridiculous footwear items for your pet.
3. Party hat. I don’t know where those pointy cone-shaped party hats originated, or why people still where them at birthday parties, but they are inherently funny. And they are double funny when placed on the head of an unwitting dog. In most cases, the dog is barely aware that it’s wearing a hat. It just blithely looks from side to side, waving around its ridiculous headwear.
I know what you’re thinking: Why not go for the trifecta and put your dog in a sweater, shoes, and a hat? Go for it! That sounds like a rollicking good time.