I know I missed one of the Assignment Desk’s choices and I’m feeling a bit left out. The requested article had to do with “3 Romantic Hotels in (fill in city/state).
I was just reading the one C.J. Mathis wrote regarding romantic hotels in Seattle, Washington (click here), and I had a thought. Since my lovely little city of Cleveland, Tennessee only has a few big chain motels and absolutely no romantic hotels, I figured it would be better for me to go against the grain and tell you about the “3 Non-Romantic Motels in Cleveland, Tennessee”, so here goes. Please remember, these choices are adults only.
#1 Non-Romantic Motel, Cleveland, Tennessee – Hear Evil, See Evil and Tell All Evil Motel
The golden rule is do unto others as you would have them do unto you. At the Hear Evil, See Evil and Tell All Evil Motel, the name should be sufficient warning. If you are foolish, or desperate, enough to frequent this lovely antique filled motel, then you are doomed. They advertise it as filled with antiques, but upon further inquires you will find out the only antiques are the two old farts that run the front desk. They are straight out of ‘Deliverance’. That could be due to the fact they carry their banjoes around all the time. As a matter of fact, “walk softly and carry a big banjo” is written above all the doorframes.
Hourly fee is $2.50. Bring your own sheets, towels, bug spray and toilet paper.
#2 Non-Romantic Motel, Cleveland, Tennessee – Do you Have Change for a Dollar?
At the Do you Have Change for a Dollar Motel change is important. If you want to use the shower, you need two quarters, the toilet is 3 quarters and the condom dispenser has various prices. New, regular size condoms are 4 quarters, new, large size condoms are 6 quarters and any size used condoms are 1 quarter and have no guaranty. Word on the street corner is you buy a few of each and layer them – used in the middle please. You don’t need quarters for the bed; it vibrates each time the train goes by. You might want to tip the maid. She doesn’t clean much but she does carry a lot of weight – a 357 Magnum.
Hourly fee is $3.56 (heck, it’s in the new section of town it’s worth the extra money!
#3 Non-Romantic Motel, Cleveland, Tennessee
You will notice there is nothing to read in the third section, because we only have 2 non-romantic motels in Cleveland, TN! We try to keep the trash in one area!
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