With the new year quickly approaching it’s time to start wondering what new fashion resolutions I can make, nothing drastic or crazy but just something to add a little extra to my everyday wardrobe. Now let’s all please keep in mind that I am a 30 something married mother of 3 small girls so don’t expect to see my junk hanging out all over the place. That is not something anyone would want to see, trust.
1.Faux Fur Vest-This is going to be my go to piece because not only will it be warm on days when due to lack of sleep, I forgot to wear my jacket during a New England snow storm, it’s going to be able to cover any stain that my 3 year old has left on my shirt underneath. In my world that’s called a 2fa, also known as a 2 for 1 baby and that’s reason enough. Oh and the soft faux fur may just be cuddly enough to put the little one to sleep.
2.Over the knee boots-These boots could possibly be the key to my whole wardrobe this winter. I am banking on these boots making me look so beyond hookerish that I will be able to wear anything and not have to worry because you can’t get past the boots. C’mon we’ve all had those days when you run out of the house looking like a deranged lunatic, well now all you have to do is throw on the over the knee boots and voila, you are now just a crazy hookah. Problem solved.
3.Leopard Print-I have always loved the whole leopard print thing but it has only been since I gave birth that I realized just how fabulous it truly is. It’s one thing to have a piece of leopard print as part of your outfit, but if you really want to go for the holy hell effect, get yourself a leopard jumpsuit. Yup cause you can’t beat that with a bat, I mean really people will be so scared by the fact that a jungle cat may be prowling through their neighborhood that they won’t notice your bad hair, skin, or any of your other issues as they cock their shot gun and get ready to shoot. This is also a very forgiving pattern because again stains are not at problem, I mean really who can tell the difference between a reese peanut butter cup finger print and a leopard spot, and nobody will say a damn word about your belly or butt looking huge. I mean really if you are sporting a full on leopard jumpsuit and you’re not on some sort of stage, it’s just expected that you will have a spill over of the junk in your trunk.
In all honesty though all three of these winter trends will add a huge improvement to your winter wardrobe when used in moderation. Unless it’s New Year’s Eve and then throw on all three and you are rockin’ the Real Housewife look.