Scope it, as Horoscope: You will be told that anger is no way to start a movement. However, sitting around and being nice may not be the way to go either. Movements tend to start with anger on issues, not from people who are happy about said issues.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Get a job as an airport screener to get more nudity into your day. And then display those scans on the bulletin board in the lunchroom. You will hear someone say, “Sure, your information is safe.” The Census, yes, nobody will find out about how you filled out the form. Yet, in order for that information to benefit your city or town, it must be reviewed and analyzed. Medical records are safe on line. Oh, sure, why wouldn’t they be? Banking, you bet, a breeze online. Safe, are you kidding?
Trivia: Because Clarence Birdseye studied how Eskimos lived and ate, he came up with the idea of frozen foods. It worked and Clarence hit the Birdseye in the frozen-food market. Wait, isn’t that Bullseye? Let’s stick with birds. Armadillos do not dream yet I dream about armadillos all the time. It’s a bit scary. Oh, one more thing. You can thank Parvo Nakachecker of Finland for having a name that is not easy to pronounce. That and the fact that he invented the athletic supporter.
Closer: It has been reported that six tons are gained by the passengers on an average cruise ship. Obesity problem in the country? Start there.