Gotta check out my new, “enhanced” AC profile page
Giant high-resolution picture (not quite as scary as I’d dreaded-phew!)
Giant stats (why can’t they round my page views up-way up?)
My enormous face
Crap, now everyone knows what I really look like
They’ll recognize me when I’m buying groceries and ask for my autograph
What a pain!
Gotta pick my favorite articles to feature, but which ones?
This is too hard
All my AC articles are flawless masterpieces
They should all be featured
Gotta check out the new, “enhanced” profile pages of all my favorite AC Contributors
Where’d those teeth-hair-eyes-freckles-nose-wrinkles come from?
Who are these people?
Now I know what my AC friends really look like
Read more about our new profile pages at the Associated Content from Yahoo! blog. Stop staring at my gigantic profile picture (I’m shy).