This week it was conveyor belt sashaying, learning how to eat healthy and posing with wrestlers. It’s also turning into the Ann show.
The first challenge was to strut down a conveyor belt wearing tight dresses. All the girls had problems standing up let alone strutting. Kayce won the challenge and her attitude became amplified. Back at the house she got into it with Liz and Lexie. Then Andre Leon Talley dropped by with supermodel Karolina Kurkova. KK lectured the girls on healthy eating and told them to eat veggie-smoothies.
The photo shoot challenge this time was shot by father and son duo Moshe and Eddie Brakha. The girls would be posing with Mexican-masked wrestlers Lucha VaVOOM dressed in gigantic wigs, drag queen makeup and Mad Max clothing. Ann broke down because she was actually criticized by the photographers. Esther was praised. Jane was lost. Chris asked if she could jump and both the photographers and Mr. Jay got excited by her enthusiasm. Kacey got to wear some vintage Dolce & Gabbana gold boots.
At panel the judges didn’t like Kayla’s bun so they made her take it down but it looked worse. They loved her photo because she looked like a model not like the person standing before them. Ann’s photo again was complimented even though she thought she did terrible. Not seeing it though because her body was at a weird angle it looked like she was humping something invisible. Chelsey’s was good but she should’ve pointed her finger in different directions. They loved Chris’ energy in her jump. Jane looked hoochie. Lexie was meh. Liz looked a big draggy but they liked her crazy face. Kacey looked catalog.
The winner this week was… Ann. Her surprised look is getting very old. The judges really should start choosing other people first because her photo really wasn’t the best this time. Plus she has no self-esteem so she needs to learn to fight for herself instead of getting things handed to her. Then the photos called were Chris, Chelsey, Kayla, Liz, Esther, Kacey, and Kendal.
Bottom two: Jane and Lexie
Will the models please step forward. Lexie you don’t look invested in your photos.
Who is eliminated? Lexie.
Next episode: “Patrick Demarchelier” The girls model on Rodeo Drive.
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