“Dirty Hit” is a parody to Black Eyed Peas “Time of My Life: Dirty Bit.” James Harrison, Channing Crowder, Roger Goodell, and Ray Anderson have had their responses to “Dirty” hits throughout the NFL. If they made a song about it, it’d go like this.
I’ve divided the parody into four characters: James Harrison, Channing Crowder, Roger Goodell, and Ray Anderson. The parody goes from beginning to end and isn’t a mini.
Black Eyed Peas and NFL “Time of My Life: Dirty Bit” Parody: Dirty Hit
(Channing Crowder, James Harrison)
This ain’t international football
This is NFL Football!
-Music intro-
(Crowder)
I just made the hit of the week
Now I’ll probably hear from the league
I don’t care what they say
I’m not changing the way I play
(Harrison)
Yea I just made the hit of the night
Now I’m likely going to get fined
If I can’t make anymore big hits
Then I’m gonna have to quit
Quit-quit-quit-quit…
(Crowder, Harrison)
Dirty hit
League office
Dirty hit
Sup commish
(Crowder)
I just sacked the quarterback
Now Roger Goodell is mad
They sell all of the jerseys
That makes the NFL money
(Crowder, Harrison)
Don’t care what you give me
Let us play D
Or just give us flags
And we’ll go out and play tag
(Crowder)
I play with tons of concussions
Every week and it’s nothin’
I’m dizzy and I don’t know;
OK, I’m ready to go
They give me a helmet
I’m going to use it
I don’t care if the league office makes me sit
(Harrison)
Massaquoi across the middle
So I struck him like a fiddle
My intent isn’t to injure
I’m just here to hurt players
I was born to play wild
That’s my style
If you ain’t down with that
You’d best stay out of the flats
(Crowder, Harrison)
Late hit
High hit
Low hit
Spear hit
Where when and how do I hit?
(Crowder)
I just made the hit of the week
Now I’m probably hearing from the league
I don’t care what they say
I’m not changing the way I play
(Harrison)
Yea I just made the hit of the night
Now I’m probably going to get fined
If I can’t make anymore big hits
Then I’m gonna have to quit
Quit-quit-quit-quit…
(Crowder, Harrison)
Dirty hit
League office
Dirty hit
Sup commish
(Roger Goodell)
Offensive players sell the jerseys
Heart skipped a beat when Tom Brady
Sustained a leg injury
Fewer jerseys mean less money
We’re protecting our investments
Short and long-term assets
If you breathe on Brett Favre
Then you’re getting hit hard
(Ray Anderson)
If you’re leading with your head
Then you’re getting suspended
We’re enhancing player safety
For the kids playing pee-wee
Just adjust your technique
Or you’ll be out next week
The only flagrant hits
Will be in players’ wallets
(Channing Crowder, James Harrison)
This ain’t international football
This is NFL Football!
(Crowder, Harrison)
Late hit
High hit
Low hit
Gore hit
Where when and how do I hit?
(Crowder)
I just made the hit of the week
Now I’ll probably hear from the league
I don’t care what they say
I’m not changing the way I play
(Harrison)
Yea I just made the hit of the night
Now I’m probably going to get fined
If I can’t make anymore big hits
Then I’m gonna have to quit
(Goodell)
I just saw a star on the highlights
And he was hit by some no-name guy
It appears that it was a little high
Looks like another 50K fine
(Anderson)
I don’t care how much the defensive guys whine
And I refuse to apologize
We’re the standard-bearer for safety
Brandon learn how to play safety
(Everyone)
Dirty hit!
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