So your friend set you up with a blind date, your semi nervous because you don’t know what to expect and then you meet her. Wow! OK she’s pretty, your happy and grateful she has a nice smile she is easy to talk to she has her own job, and her own place. She tells you she doesn’t come out often and this blind dating thing is not normal for her you agree that it is out of the norm for you as well, you both enjoy a nice dinner and casual small talk and everything seems to be going great.
Until she starts drinking! She transforms from this sweet “I never do this girl” into the biggest slut you have ever met, she’s grabbing you laughing out loud in the restaurant and yelling at the restaurant staff. Finally, you get a chance to leave to the club and she’s flirting with every guy there rubbing your crotch lifting up her shirt to the people at the club staring at the two of you. Your slightly embarrassed, but yet your having the time of your life! You seem to love it so your buying more drinks and dancing your butt off sweating and grinding with a beautiful woman on the dance floor. You notice other woman staring at you getting jealous because the two of you are having the best time ever. She finally decides to tell you those magic words Lets go I’m gonna tare you apart! Your like cool this is gonna be great! So the two of you leave and she says lets go to my place your with it and you go.
When you get to her place you kissing and hugging and rubbing feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. You got the condom ready to go when she says wait, hold up I gotta go to the bathroom. Cool, you don’t mind so she runs off to the bathroom and your stripping down getting ready, when out of nowhere you hear a loud thud! You run to the bathroom were you heard the noise and she’s laying on the floor crying holding her head saying I’m so drunk over and over. You help her up and ask if she OK, she looks at you crying and says your so sweet and then proceeds to puke on you! Now your a little upset, so you carry her to her bedroom and lay her down on her bed then walk back to the bathroom to clean yourself off. When you return she’s in a coma knocked out cold, snoring, and peed all over herself. You laugh and go get dressed and kindly leave.
The next day you call her and tell her you had a great time she tells you your a pig for trying to take advantage of her because she was drunk. Now your confused and try to explain to her that It was a fun night and the two of you were both drunk and wild but it was great. She tells you don’t ever call me again and hangs up. Your friends call you to ask how the date went and you tell them the chick is crazy! She drinks and forgets everything. Your friend replies back, well that’s strange she said the same thing about you? What! You yell, now your angry so you call the woman back and ask why did you say that, she says if you got something to say to me I would prefer you come tell me in my face and hangs up the phone.
Your furious, so you hop in your car and speed over to her place, you proceed to pound on the door she says come in, you walk in slamming the door behind you and proceed to yell she walks out of the back room wearing a matching bra and pantie set and says I’m sorry. Your confused and shocked but you can’t stop staring at her, she approaches you and says I’m sorry and what can she do to make you forgive her. Your still in shock. She grabs you and the two of you proceed to go to town like wild animal’s biting, slapping, choking, it was almost unreal.
Finally the two of you are tired and pass out out her kitchen floor. She says that was wonderful You agree then she turns to you and says, now get out! you laugh until you realize she was not kidding so you get dressed and ask what kind of game are you playing? She looks at you and says game? What game? While pushing you out the door. Your standing in her hallway holding your sneakers confused and proceed to go home ……..
(to be continued)