Kurt Warner’s gone. And Anna, too.
Kurt’s a champ, so no “Boo hoo.”
I’m not a champ, so I can say
That they’ve been “Lopez-ed” on this day.
Brandy and Maks were almost out,
While Carrie Anne continues to shout
About just how GREAT Kyle Massey is (?)
When, really, Folks, Maks got the biz.
The “picks,” this year, are really weak
When the person near-gone was one at her peak.
I cannot believe that this judging is fair
I think something’s fishy; there’s a stench in the air.
It’s not that I care who loses or wins
It’s just that to cheat is really a sin
Bristol and Kyle continue to thrive?
Audrina and Kurt: they take a dive?
I’ve been hugely disappointed in this show before
I think they should judge them by what’s on the floor
To let Bristol Palin and Kyle Massey, too
Continue to dance and say Kurt is through?
It stinks on ice when things are not fair.
I think Maks’ outburst just cleared the air.
Something is rotten in Denmark, I fear.
And, if this keeps up, it’s my last year.