Are you having sex with Courtney Cox? Apparently, David Arquette isn’t getting love from his now-estranged wife either. The Huffington Post reports that Arquette called up the Howard Stern Show and decided to let the public know just how he feels about not having sex with Courteney anymore. Arquette told Stern that it has been five months since he and Cox had sex. So he asked Courteney’s permission to go get him some loving from somebody else. He also confirmed that the somebody else he slept with is waitress/actress Jasmine Waltz.
Don’t you love how secretive celebrities get when they break up? Here are some other celebrity break-ups that had at least one of the broken-hearted spilling too much information to the press.
Jessica Simpson belittles ex-husband Nick Lachey
We charge people with cruelty to animals; shouldn’t we do the same with cruelty to exes? If so, Jessica Simpson would do being doing 20-to-life at this exact moment. It is reported by Frisky.com that Simpson gave Time Magazine the following quote about her ex-husband:
“Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.”
Kim Mathers hits Eminem where it would hurt if something was there
Kim Mathers, the ex-wife of rap superstar Eminem, seems to think that hitting Eminem where it hurts could take a couple of kicks. Frisky.com reports this quote from Mathers on her ex-husband:
“He’s not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
John Mayer wants to snort ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson
Evidently, a celebrity giving too much information on his relationship after a break-up doesn’t mean he always reveals negative things. Mayer is always good for a shocking quote, and he doesn’t fail us when talking about his sex life with Jessica Simpson.
“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm,” Mayer told Playboy Magazine, as reported by The Huffington Post.
His interview with Playboy had a lot more great quotes about Jessica Simpson and many other things, but if you read it, be warned his comments can be as racy as it gets.
For Mathers, Simpson and Mayer, the only thing their comments did for them seemed to be positive. The quotes kept them in the news, and that kept them relevant. Mayer was still relevant, but Simpson is past her pop-singing icon days, and Mathers was famous only because of whom she was married to.
I believe that overall Arquette will gain exposure because of his tell-all. It gives him a chance to step out of Cox’s shadow. Yes he is an actor also, but he could never compete with the fame of Cox.
As for Cox, she is still a very attractive woman.That is enough to keep guys wanting her, and she will be looked at by most females as a strong, independent woman. This is one tell-all that actually could have a happy ending for both parties involved.
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