Here’s the thing I love about being old: I know that I really will die and I’ve also learned that what you do will always come back to haunt you.
At 32 years of age, Hollywood hunk, Mr. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher hasn’t learned that just yet. But, then, one interview with Ashton Kutcher will tell you that though he may be 32 in age, he is still very much stuck in his early 20s when it comes to maturity and life experience. The boy just doesn’t get it you know?
Which is the only explanation I can offer for what is rapidly becoming the latest adultery story of the month. Only a teenage moron thinks they will never die and that standard rules don’t apply to them. But then, maybe Ashton hasn’t heard the news about the rise and fall of Tiger Woods? How about Jesse James? No?
The Star Magazine has been playing some serious mind games with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore the past couple of weeks by dribbling out evidence that Ashton bonked a girl the same age as his step-daughter, Rumer Willis, on his much older wife’s couch – and it’s been painful, just painful.
Popeater.com claims there is even more to come and that The Star hasn’t dropped the atom bomb on poor toy boy Kutcher just yet. Really, I wish they would just go ahead and yank that band-aid off. This could easily qualify as its own special type of water-boarding and as much as I think Ashton Kutcher is nothing more than another Hollywood bone-head, I kind of feel bad for the guy.
I mean, if you’re going to destroy someone’s career and marriage, don’t hold them hostage while you do it. Just hang it out there and move on. There’s plenty of other garbage you can dig up on other celebrities while the ones you just annihilated are picking up the pieces of their lives.
However, doing their best to put on a brave front, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore made a very unconvincing show of their love this past week at the Clinton Global Initiative. Making sure to gaze adoringly in each other’s eyes at every opportunity, it was a clear reminder that though these two may be celebrities, they are not good actors. Just sayin’.
So, let’s recap shall we? Thus far we’ve learned that Ashton was making out with some blonde chick in a very public and celebrity infested restaurant (which he vehemently denied). Then, the Brittney Jones story came down the pike. Since then, Ashton Kutcher pulled back and has made no more comments, statements or tweets (shocking, I know) about the matter.
Now, The Star Magazine is leaking out text messages between Ashton and his lil’ Demi look-alike, little by little and is claiming there is even bigger and more explosive allegations to come. Oy.
Seriously, dude, really?
“Ashton Kutcher Cheats” September 15, 2010. The Star Magazine.com. September 25, 2010. http://www.starmagazine.com/ashton_kutcher_cheats_again/news/17319
“Tiger Woods – He’s Just Like Us Afterall” December 9, 2009. Associated Content. September 25, 2010. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2473098/tiger_woods_hes_just_like_us_after.html?cat=9.
“Jesse James Cheats on Sandra Bullock” March 19, 2010. Associated Content. September 25, 2010. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2805536/jesse_james_cheats_on_wife_sandra_bullock.html?cat=7.