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Did Lady Gaga Get Anderson Cooper Drunk?

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Popeater.com and many other sites are running a headline that Lady Gaga got Anderson Cooper drunk (http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/28/anderson-cooper-whiskey-lady-gaga/). Whether it’s true or not, the visual and the conversation I can imagine has me literally rolling on the floor laughing. I sure would have loved to be at the next table or on the nearest barstoll eavesdropping on the two of them. I imagine it as being funny as hell. I Iove Lady Gaga and Anderson Cooper’s my dude, but this is just seriously funny to me.

Anderson Cooper was interviewing Lady Gaga for the show, “60 Minutes”. This interview will be aired on the night of the Grammy Awards. Cooper has supposedly reported to “The Insider” that while meeting with The Gaga in England, she decided it would be nice to do the interview, which was part of a series of interviews over a period of time, at a pub. Not much of a drinker, after two Jamesons, Cooper was a bit tipsy.

Lady Gaga, who has suggested that she is bi-sexual, is a bit out-spoken and off-the-chain and Cooper, who won’t say, but is rumored to be gay, is the quintessential journalist, so can you imagine the two of them having a tipsy conversation? Honestly, I don’t care what the sexual preference of either is, but the fact that neither will clearly state which way they are really leaning could make for some interesting conversation. What if neither is gay? It would still be funny because they seem to be such polar opposites.

Gaga: Anderson, are you like gay?

Anderson: I’m not telling because it’s none of your beeswax. Are you like bi?

Gaga: Yeah maybe, but then again, maybe not. You tell me and I’ll tell you.

Anderson: Well, my mother was a famous fashion designer and I grew up mostly in New York, so that could be like gay, right?

Gaga: Well, I grew up mostly in New York, too, so uuuhhhh . . . not necessarily.

Anderson: So, what did that meat outfit you wore feel like against your skin?

Gaga: Why do you want to know what meat felt like against my skin?

Anderson: I don’t know. Just wondering.

Gaga: What do you think it felt like? It felt like cold, wet, clammy, raw meat.

Anderson: Why are we talking about meat anyway?

Gaga: You started it.

Anderson: Did not.

Gaga: Did too. Now drink your drink and let’s talk about something else.

Anderson: Okay. What the hell is rah rah ah ah ah roma roma ma?

Gaga: I don’t know. I made it up. Hey, Bad Romance was a big hit, so who cares?

Anderson: And what’s a vertical stick?

Gaga: Figure it out. It’s not rocket science. You have one, you know?

Anderson: I do? Where?

Gaga (pointing to his crotch): Right there. That’s your vertical stick.

Anderson (looking down at his crotch); Oh, okay. Cool. It’s like a disco stick, right Gaga?

Gaga: And don’t call me Gaga. I’ve never seen one like that before. Are you drunk yet?

Anderson: Yeah, I think so.

Gaga: Can you read my poker face?

Anderson: Nope.

Gaga: You wanna play a love game?

Anderson: Nope, Gaga.

Gaga: Don’t call my name, Alejandro.

Anderson: Alejandro? My name’s Anderson. Are you drunk?

Gaga: Uh, yeah.

Anderson (giggling): Me, too.

Gaga: Is this going to be in the interview?

Anderson (falling off barstool) : Nah!

Gaga (laughing hysterically and looking down at Anderson, who is on the floor drunk). Take a bite of my bad girl meat. Show me your teeth.

Anderson: Get away from me. You’re crazy!

Gaga: Yeah, pretty much, but you’re gay.

Anderson: Shut up, Gaga!

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