Watching Bristol Palin on week two and three on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars makes me want to cry out “Bristol take off your clothes”. Don’t get me wrong, I really don’t want to see Palin without any clothes. I am an older than dirt heterosexual woman that believes in modesty.
I am the same old fart that screams at DWTS Brooke Burke and Kym Johnson in week one “OMG, Cover your boobs, they’re about to fall out” as Brooke was interviewing Johnson and partner David Hasselhoff after their performance.
But here I am watching Palin just barely squeaking by week after week in the competition dressing dowdier with each passing week. Week one saw Palin start her dance wearing a sparkling, yet conservative gray business suit, that she stripped off to reveal a sexy red fringed dress. The dress covered her body but added a little spice to the performance.
The next week the internet was abuzz comparing Palins’ lilac colored ball gown and matching gloves to something worn by Miss Piggy on the Muppets. Another… OMG what were you thinking?
Palin’s costumes are designed by Emmy award winning designer Randall Christensen who said Palin requested conservative costumes. Palin even told People Magazine, “I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that is who I am”.
Palin’s dress didn’t get any better in week three of the competition with an ill fitting white gown that made her tummy look pudgy , clumpy shoes and a frumpy hair style.
So Mark, pull out the Justin Timberlake song, ” Bringing Sexy Back “, and get Bristol into something stylish and fun even sexy or team Ballin’ will be sitting at home like the rest of old frumpy farts watching DWTS on TV.