Attorney General Eric Holder is frightened by the prospect of California’s Proposition 19 passing to legalize the recreational use of pot. The federal government, Holder says, will continue to enforce its marijuana laws in California, even if the state’s voters decide to legalize it. (Source)
California would be the first state to legalize the recreational use of marijuana.
First of all: Eric Holder (this is directed at you), You are not welcome in California. Stay out! Can you feel the spurning thoughts barraging you from millions of Californians?
Secondly: Eric Holder, you are constipated and your bowels are backed up. This is creating your foul mood as your waste buildup is slowly poisoning your blood. This is known to cause depression as the body’s excrement leaks toxins into the bloodstream.
I didn’t make that up, it’s true. Both about Eric Holder, and about excrement backup.
If California passes Prop 19 and marijuana is legalized in California, and the Fed’s “big boys” come in to enforce their own laws, there’s going to be multiple riots spread throughout California’s urban centers. Molotov cocktails. RPGs. Fire and brimstone. Blood in the streets. Wailing and moaning. Gnashing of teeth. There’s going to be urban warfare.
Or not. Who knows?
The important thing to take from Eric Holder’s statement is that he’s trying to playact important over you, the American citizen. He’s saying, “Even if you vote for it, I will still squash you. As Americans, you have some rights, but I decide which ones. You can only vote on some rights, but the rest, I vote on them for you.”
I have no respect for Eric Holder. He is just a man with a constipation problem. Mock him. Jeer at him. Smoke a little weed, Holder, and loosen up. But stay out of California!