And now, some more useless info to crud up your hippocampus…
Twitter celebrity/United States President Barack Obama recently met with students and leaders in Mumbai, India, as part of his four-nation Asian tour, promising he would elevate the U.S.-India partnership to an entirely new level. That’s all well and good, but let’s talk about the real issue at hand here–the eight armed elephant in the room, if you will-Obama can’t dance! When the first couple took to the floor with schoolchildren to shake their respective groove thang as part of the Hindu Diwali festivities, Barack quickly revealed to the world that he, indeed, has no groove. His stiff, awkward gyrations were embarrassing to us as a country and struck a huge blow to Obama’s once unassailably cool persona. Is Obama actually more Urkel than Fonz? Say it ain’t so, O! We expected this sort of goofiness from W when he visited Africa, but Obama was supposed to be the smooth Billy Dee Williams of politics. What’s next? A campy Colt 45 commercial? Ratting out Han Solo to Darth Vader? Running with Joe Biden again in 2012?!?!?! Whatever the case, it is now entirely fair to ask if this administration has officially jumped the shark.
Until next time, keep your head hidden in the bushes and your eyes on the stars.