Most people consider farting rude, yet some people think a fart is funny. Did you ever have a farting contest? We all know farts contain gas that can be smelly or flammable. This farting article was inspired by the science show Effin’ Science.
A rose by any other name
Butt squeaker, flatulence, stinker, butt noise, anal acoustics, backdoor trumpet, bean bombers, booty cough, butt burps, gastronomical repercussion, sphincter whistle, butt thunder, are all names for the farts.
Light R UP
What makes some farts flammable? 2 out of 5 people produce methane when they fart, according to Effin’ Science. These stinkers are flammable. Who has the light-able farts? Whose farts are more likely to light up the night? Those people eat a vegetarian diet produce farts, which are high in methane gas.
Those who eat meat make the worst smelling stinkers, and the turkey fart is the worst. Those people who eat a diet rich in beans may fart more but with less of the stinky gases, these farts are not bad.
Most people do not like others to know they are passing gas so they try to hide it. They will walk behind other people, let one go when there is noise to hide it or they will simply blame it on the dog. Blame it on the dog is acceptable, unless of course there is no dog in the room.
Some folks will even go to the extremes of quickly excusing themselves and waking out of the room. You know these poor souls because they walk out of the room quickly while trying to hold their butt cheeks tight. You have seen some people who appear to be walking as if they have a corncob inserted. It’s proper to leave the room but do not get mad at the laughter behind you.
The tent game is a fun pastime for a male to pull on an unspecting female; rarely does it happen the other way. The male will feel the need to expel some gas while cuddling up in bed to a female and he will pull the blanket up over her head and release.
Remember these Farting truths
Farting is a naturally occurring release of all people and everyone does it!
Period farts are stinky indeed but a beer fart smells worse.
Eating lots of soy products and vegetables will create flatulence, which one can set aflame!
The tent game is not a good thing to do, and a real woman will seek revenge that will leave a man gasping for fresh air!