Whether you are making Halloween greeting cards, invitations or simply want to make someone laugh, here are some funny Halloween quotes and jokes.
Funny Halloween Quotes from QuoteGarden.com
* This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien
*I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
*Eat, drink and be scary. ~Author Unknown
Funny Halloween Jokes from guy-sports.com
*Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
*What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
* Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound.
Funny Halloween Jokes from jokesabouthalloween.net
*Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts…
* Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No. They eat the fingers separately.
* Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
* What is a baby ghost’s favorite game? Peekaboo…
* Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves…