The new 2010 TV show Bleep My Dad Says is a comedy about a son who moves in with his somewhat cantankerous and blunt father. The son Henry is played by actor Jonathan Sadowski. Some might remember Jonathan Sadowski as Jefferson on American Dreams. The father Ed is played by the well-known actor William Shatner. Other regular cast members include Nicole Sullivan who plays the character Bonnie and Will Sasso who plays the character Vince. The sitcom was inspired by Justin Halpern’s twitter feed. This TV show currently airs on the CBS network Thursday nights.
The following lines were heard in the pilot episode. In this sitcom episode, Henry first moves to his father’s home after losing his job as a writer.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – Do You Think It’s Funny?
William Shatner as Ed (to son Henry): Do you think it’s funny to insult the woman (Henry’s mom) who pushed a giant moron through a tiny opening.
The following lines were heard in the episode titled Code Ed which was aired as the fourth episode in October 2010. In this sitcom episode, Henry talks his father Ed into going on a double date with him.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – Advice on Women
William Shatner as Ed: Henry, let women figure out why they won’t sleep with you. Don’t do it for them.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – USA Today
William Shatner as Ed: USA Today. It’s like someone gave a box of crayons to (monkeys) and that’s what they came up with.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – Promises
William Shatner as Ed: Promises are like children. Fun making them. Regret keeping them.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – Dating
William Shatner as Ed: Son, I’ve been dating since chlamydia was a first name.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – Karaoke Request
Karaoke Hostess: One request: those of you planning on singing Creed, please don’t.
Funny Quotes from Bleep My Dad Says – H to the Enry
Karaoke Hostess: Last call for H to the Enry. Please don’t make me say that again.