Kacey L. Rodgers
Toddler #1- The first day of school a four year old student had a few question for his new teacher. The conversation went like this:
Teacher: So do you have any questions?
Student: Do y’all have any girls here?
Student: How many girls y’all got?
Toddler #2- In trying to reconcile his feelings about his biological father versus his mother’s long term boyfriend a six year old boy created a simple solution for holidays.
Boy: Can I spend Thanksgiving here with you and my real dad [boyfriend]? I already spent my birthday with my fake dad [biological father].
Toddler #3- Is the baby being good in your belly?
Toddler #4- When the man he had always called father tried to explain that he was not his biological father. His only response was, “so I have two dads”, and his face lit up like he won the lottery.
Toddler #5- The first day of school all the children had to take little test. Parents had the option to stay and watch until their children became comfortable. After completing her test toddler #5 realized her mom was still there and was confused. She asked her mom, “Don’t you have to go to work?”
Mom: I figured I would stay for little while…
Toddler #5: [interrupted her mom]…I got this!