I have found the perfect anger management tool. Guns.
Come on, who couldn’t relieve their anger when they “Launch an all-out assault with the fully automatic STAMPEDE ECS blaster. Unlease a storm…”
Too tame for you? How about this little stress reliever – the N-Strike Clear Maverick Rev-6. I don’t even know what “Rev-6″ , but I can bet it is a great anger management tool. Who can’t like a gun that is ” …awesome for quick loading and rapid firing.”
Heck the “Rev-6” even lets me “sharpen your skills and achieve battle super achieve battle superiority with a quick-firing rotating barrel.”
I get angry, no problem. I have a quick-firing rotating barrel. ” Don’t mess with me.
Sure some people may think that my solution to anger management may be a bit radical, but I bet, if they had the money, they would rush right out and buy the Clear Recon CS -6. I mean who wouldn’t? It comes with a ” a flip-up sight for aiming precision and the dual-mode light beam with red-dot accuracy that’s perfect for night missions.”
I like that. “Perfect for night missions.” Is that dog next door causing you trouble, adding to your stress by barking all night. Come on, think about it. The Recon CS-6 is perfect for night missions. And I bet the neighbor will keep his other dogs inside from now on.
Anger management issues. Get hold of a Raider CS – 35 and you are talking one hell of a cure for anger management and stress .
The great thing about America is that these weapons are available through the internet with no back-ground check required! Did I say “God Bless America”?
In fact I bought one the other day and it is one of the best stress relieversI ever bought. Saw that pinhead Sarah Palin on TV the other day, a few rapid-fire rounds and I was feeling a WHOLE lot better.
That photo of the ex. Pinned that sucker on the wall, a few more rounds and I was feeling – need I say it- I was feeling a WHOLE lot better.
Guns, the perfect stress management tools.
Especially if they are Nerf Guns.
In fact, one day, I will take the nerf bullets off the TV, but it sure did feel good busting a few caps, okay nerf bullets, at Judge Judy.