To Mrs. Tonn and Mrs. Moya,
We regret to inform you…our last week of work will be October 12th. We do indeed regret this. It is not personal in nature…It is because we believe our little hospital is haunted. Florie has both a man and a woman in her room at night telling her to get in her truck and go pick up Geordie. She’s 95 years old but whispers like a ten year old girl and looks at someone who isn’t there. It gave Janene the goose flesh. And we had to give Florie some wine to quiet her. Janene felt it wasn’t right to give a ten year old wine!
And we have to complain about Mr. Rosewine. We think he may be able to channel the other side. And we all know he sees a little girl all the time. Last night he got out of bed without assist and we found him in the kitchen yelling again at the big red dog and wanting to punch someone named ‘Outie Murphy’.
Thank you. We feel bad but we feel a presence we don’t like. So. Well. you know…we have to go,…ok?
Tracy and Scott
RESPONSE TO COMPLAINT;
TO: You, O.K.?
Re: Request to quit.
Dear Tracy and Scott,
We recieved your request for resignation effective 10-12 due to recent paranormal activity within our little hospital.
We regret to inform you that your request of quitting will not be accepted.
Please review your personell manual re: paranormal activity as it relates to the night shift and those who have chosen to work this shift. Shift differential is offered to you because of this type of activity. We expect this addition to your hourly wages to be equal compensation to you for the proper management of same activity.
We can offer to you a paranormal intervention which would help you prioritize your response to souls who are not at rest.
Please make an appointment to visit with myself or a priest at your earliest convenience.