According to TMZ, Heidi Montag’s soon-to-be-ex-husband, Spencer Pratt, is shopping around a sex tape of him and Heidi doing the dirty deed. Pratt is talking up the tape saying Heidi’s sex tape makes “Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” But more people seem to be less interested in if the sex tape is good and more interested in this question. Is the Heidi Montag sex tape going to show Heidi pre or post surgery, as there’s a huge difference in Montag’s body (literally!)
Heidi Montag is a reality TV star and sometime singer, famous for her appearances on ‘The Hills‘ but even more famous for her 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. In just one 24 hour period, Montag had a breast augmentation (she’d already had one a couple of years before, this one just made her boobs even bigger – to size DDDs), a brow lift, ear pinning, a chin reduction, liposuction on her thighs and stomach and a butt augmentation among other things. So, when it comes to a Heidi Montag sex tape, people are wondering if it’s going to be sans boobs or with incredibly round, big ones.
According to Spencer Pratt, Montag’s famewhore soon-to-be-ex husband, the sex tape is some type of ‘mix tape’ that shows Heidi both pre-plastic surgery operations and after so, with normal-sized boobs and with some of the roundest, biggest, most fake breasts you’ve ever seen.
In fact, it’s a pity Montag ever had the plastic surgery procedures she did as, prior to the operation, Heidi Montag was a blonde, fresh-faced, beautiful woman with a gorgeous body and natural and normal looking breasts.
Now, with her sucked in waist, concave stomach, enormous unnaturally rounded breasts and long, overly-bleached hair, Montag looks like an oddly-shaped plastic doll and it’s kind of sad.
Interestingly too, on a TMZ poll today asking “How do you like your Heidi” and the answers “Without surgery” or “With surgery”, 70% of the respondents so far answered they liked Heidi Montag “without surgery”, thank you very much. In which case, if Spencer Pratt, sex tape pimp, is actually hoping to make money from the Heidi-Spencer sex tape, let’s hope there’s more “pre-op” than “post-op” or he could be sorely disappointed.
Heidi Montag Sex Tape – Pre- and Post-Op – TMZ