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DID MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN TRAVEL DOWN OMAROSA’S GREEN MILE?
What a wild day in Celebrityland! Spermatazoa is running amok!
First of all, I read on MediaTakeOut.com that reality star and quintessential angry black woman, Omarosa, 36, is reportedly pregnant by her boyfriend, actor Michael Clarke Duncan, 53 (link below).
Way to go, Omarosa! You have secured your place in Celebrityland and snagged a high-profile man-hunk! Michael Clarke Duncan has a nomination for both an Academy Award and a Golden Globe for his outstanding performance in “The Green Mile”. Omarosa has a B.A. in Journalism from Central State University and an M.A. from Howard University. She also has an A.P. (Attitude Problem).
Ka-ching and bling-bling to the happy couple if this rumor is true. Omarosa and Michael Clarke Duncan is not a bad hook-up, but no comments on what the baby may come out looking like if this is true. These two are attractive enough, but both have some strong and interesting facial features going on.
Having seen Michael Clarke Duncan’s big, burly, muscled manliness on the big screen, as well as Omarosa’s kick-ass, go-getter personality on the tv, the baby may come out with a few extra chromosomes or a quadruple helix or something. Seriously, if it’s true, then I wish Omarosa and her man-hunk the best.
IS SUPER-GROUPIE KAT STACK’S (ANDREA HERRERA) PREGNANT BY SOULJA BOY (OR BOW-WOW OR CHOPPER OR JAY ROCK)?
And now, in other Celebrityland Ghetto Fabulous News … According to MediaTakeout.com, Kat Stacks is reportedly pregnant (link below). Say it ain’t so! Oh hell to the no! (having a serious digression in my vernacular).
According to numerous websites this morning and the last few days, our favorite groupie that we love to hate, the notorious Kat Stacks is reportedly pregnant (again) and the reported daddy is Soulja Boy. Wait, didn’t Kat Stacks just video tape Soulja Boy with cocaine in a hotel room and put the video on blast?
In May of 2010, MediaTakeOut.com reported (link below) that Kat Stacks was pregnant by Bow Wow. Now today, November 2, 2010, she is reportedly pregnant by Soulja Boy.
Back in May, Kat Stacks herself was blogging and tweeting that she was pregnant by Bow Wow and then she said it could be two other rappers, Chopper and Jay Rock. Uh, where’s the imaginary baby? Perhaps, Big Foot and the Lochness Monster are babysitting it.
Hmmm, I don’t know, MediaTakeout.com may have to rename the site MediaFlakeOut.com because they often print contradicting stories. For example, how could Kat Stacks have been pregnant by Bow Wow in May and then by Soulja Boy in November? I’m sure we could come up with many logical explanations, but lets not!
So, if this little nuclear reactor with breast implants and a silicone booty, Kat Stacks, is pregnant, then somebody better call the D.N.A. testing people. In this case D.N.A. may stand for something other than Deoxyribonucleic Acid. It could stand for Dirty Nasty-Asses. Why do I still feel sorry for this little girl gone wrong who seems like a ghetto science project or case-study for sexuality psychiatrists? Maybe my heart’s as big as her . . . oh never mind!
So, is Kat Stacks pregnant or not and why, knowing her promiscuous and devious nature, do these rappers keep doing the slip and slide with her, especially when she’s famous for kissing and telling and video-taping and broadcasting?
Okay, I’m done now. My stupidity meter has just gone off the Richter. Anyway, I have to go now and do more constructive and important things. I’m making a cake with a file in it for T.I. and his wife, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, The New Bonnie and Clyde! And I have go the post office to mail Lil Wayne another IPod and some earbuds.
MediaTakeout.com Article Saying Kat’s Pregnant by Bow Wow (May 4, 2010): http://mediatakeout.com/40590/doh_groupie_kat_stacks_gets_pregnant____and_bow_wow_might_be_the_father.html
MediaTakeout.com Article Saying Kat’s Pregnant by Soulja Boy (November 2, 2010):
Associated Content: The Saga of Andrea Herrera A.K.A. Kat Stacks
Mediatakeout.com Article About Omarosa and Michael Clarke Duncanhttp://mediatakeout.com/44575/cha-ching_guess_which_reality_star_chick____that_we_all_love_to_hate____just_got_knocked_up_by_a_famous_actor_baby_bump_pics.html