MTV released a statement saying that their show Jersey Shore is the highest rated show in it’s history. Are you serious?? It blew my mind that a show this ridiculous was rated number one in history! All Jersey Shore is, is a group of young people who go out to clubs, hook up with strangers and fight with everybody that looks at them the wrong way. Don’t get me wrong, their stupidity is entertaining! I myself have watched the show and find it fascinating that people actually behave like that!
The cast alone amazed me. Where did they find these people?? First you have Mike aka “The Situation” (a very, VERY dumb nickname), who believes himself to be one of the best looking guys EVER. His cocky attitude, fake tan and stomach have got him a lot of action on the show with random females he meets at clubs. First of all, a German Shepard probably has a higher IQ than this guy. He clearly looks at woman as objects and yet there are still girls out there that will go to bed with him! What kind of example is that setting for younger generations? (Way to go trampy girls!!)
Pauly D, another guy who thinks himself able to get any girl he chooses. Not to say that he is as bad as ‘the situation’ but he still degrades females. He likes to use the term “DTF” for girls who would be willing to sleep with him. They “creep” at the clubs, or so they call it, looking for girls to take back to the house with them in hopes of having sex. “Creep” is a word I have never heard of being used in a positive way. Usually when girls call guys “Creeps”, they are exactly like the men of Jersey Shore. Pauly D also prides himself on taking 20 minutes to do his hair. Wow, what an accomplishment for a guy!
Ronnie, one of the boys who doesn’t bear a ridiculous nickname, openly cheated on his girlfriend from the house Sam on the first few episodes of the season. He is probably one of the least obnoxious guys in the cast except for Vinny. I must say, it was entertaining to watch Sam take him back every single time. She must have felt like an idiot after watching the previous season.
Vinny is probably the least annoying guy on the show. He seems to have a ‘real’ type of persona and doesn’t always try to fit in with the other boys’ ways.
Now to the girls of the show. Jenny or “Jwoww”, dresses like a total prostitute. Wait, I take that back. I’ve actually seen prostitutes dress better than her. She claims to always have a boyfriend during the filming of these shows but from watching it, you would never know. For some reason she believes herself to be able to fight any girl in the world and win. What a great attitude!! Her and Sam got into a fight this season and it actually looked like Sam (the girly girl), gave her a run for her money! Good for you Sam, way to show her that she is not a she-beast! Not that I am taking Sam’s side. She seems to have emotional problems that clearly need the help of a professional. I’m not even going to bother noting Angelina as a part of the cast. Somebody must have told her that she was good looking? Shame on that person for giving her the biggest head on the show!
I saved the best for last. Nicole or “Snooki” prides herself on hooking up with anybody that will have her. What a great example of how being a slut can give grounds for a pay-off. I don’t think there was a single episode where her vagina wasn’t exposed. Again, watching this idiot parade around half naked hitting on anybody that will talk to her is entertaining but not worthy of the number one spot in MTV history.
I would also like to note their lingo. “Smoosh”, to them, means to have sex with somebody. “GTL”, means gym, tan, laundry. Are there any words that they use like normal people?? I think not.
Again, I must say I’m shocked at how much America loves this band of misfits. I am guilty myself of watching the show. It’s so disgusting I couldn’t look away! Thanks Jersey Shore for giving us the most appalling, entertaining show that’s ever aired on MTV!
