Life is rough when you’re an MTV Jersey Shore star. Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sat down with David Letterman last night to explain just what she does all day. And, not so surprisingly, life in the Jersey Shore house is exactly how you’d expect it would be.
Indeed, it sounds like Snooks and the Jersey Shore gang do a lot of sleeping and clubbing and not much else. Except of course, their gym, tanning and laundry. But don’t we all do that? Working at the gelato shop was not mentioned.
Recipe for Disaster
Snooki also revealed the super secret cocktail recipe that she and her Jersey shore cast mates ones guzzle down before clubbing every night. Dubbed “Ron Ron Juice”, the cocktail is made with vodka, watermelon, blueberries, cherries and Jagermeister. Snooki explained that she and the gang drink plenty of Ron Ron Juice before going out because, well you know, “You can’t go to a club sober.”
Snooki’s Search for Mr. Right Now
Frustrated with not being able to find just the right “gorilla juicehead”, Snooki told Letterman that she may have to switch things up in the dating department and go for a Wall Street type. Letterman quipped, “So you’re going from the gorilla juicehead to an investment banker…”
In case you’re wondering, “gorilla juicehead” is Snooki-speak for a muscled up, steroid-enhanced boyfriend.
One has to wonder if Snooki is for real. Is she a comedian or is this really her life? She speaks of clubbing and juicehead boyfriends and “smushing” in such a casual way, while reiterating that she’s really a sweet person. It’s hard to decipher if the Snooki we see on MTV is a real person or a reality TV “character”?
Meanwhile Jersey Shore is one of the highest rated shows on MTV– it makes The Real World look like a nunnery.
You can see a clip of Snooki’s Letterman interview here.
The David Letterman Show, September 22, 2010