Minority Leader John Boehner set the record straight in the Wall Street Journal, published Thursday, that his ‘sun-kissed’ glow is, indeed, one hundred percent natural. (Source)
Now, we can define ‘natural’, and we can define ‘one hundred percent’, but that’s extra work, and America isn’t into doing extra work these days. So, instead, I’m going to keep it simple.
John Boehner (read about his controversial choice of underwear) has never been in a tanning bed, nor has he used a tanning product. So he says.
And that’s a relief, to finally hear it from the donkey’s mouth, and from such a prestigious arena. The Wall Street Journal. Washington can, finally, move on. A bi-partisan effort can now be made; the sun-tanned elephant has been escorted out of the room, and America can breathe easier.
The sun is shining, once again. And that may be the culprit here. As John Boehner told George Stephanopoulos about being outside cutting his grass, or riding his mountain bike. Or, playing golf.
Are we talking about a natural suntan?