Another Lindsay Lohan arrest warrent was Issued today and Etrade got milked by the Lohan tribe.
Lindsay Lohan ‘s life is just one big whirlwind. Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Her good news is that ETrade has settled a huge lawsuit over her tarnished image as a milk guzzling baby and using the name” Lindsay” without her permission . No one else in the world is named Lindsay I guess.
( If you remember the famous Superbowl add which featured a baby ” milkaholic ” called Lindsay and she was part of a love triangle gone sour….. It become a viral web sensation)
Now Lindsay can do a ” Got Milk” campaign and make more dough since her image has been rehabilitated with possibly $ 500.000 big ones.
Well, Lindsay “milked” a couple of hundred thousand from them according to unnamed sources in an out of court settlement.
Much less than the 30 million she asked for but Dina Lohan claims the family is quite pleased with it.
After all Lilo supports the whole lazy clan of Lohans with her assorted appearances and lawsuits.
Meanwhile, the bad news is that Lilo flunked at least one substance abuse test and now she has to appear before a judge on Friday. He may send Lindsey back to jail for 30 days. Or rehab. Or neither.
Anyway, the arrest warrant and has been issued and Lindsay twittered that she ” accepts all responsibility”.
However, she hides behind the fact that it is a” disease.”
Hey, wait a minute, didn’t Dina and Lindsay claim she is not an addict? You can’t be an addict and not at addict whenever it suits you.
Well, at least this settlement will pay for another week of badly needed rest in the UCLA rehab center.