A recently released study by AWHNG (Americans who hate Nancy Grace), has conclusive data that shows exposure to the Nancy Grace show on CNN is directly responsible for homosexual activity in men, mice, dogs and at least 2 breeds of cats.
These shocking result were based on over 2 years of observation and documented results, nearly 100% of all male species that were exposed to Nancy Grace became homosexual, some in as little as 45 seconds. Researchers were shocked at how quickly healthy heterosexual men would rapidly begin butt humping anything without breasts moments after seeing Nancy Grace and her helmet hairdo.
Researchers also used control groups of beagles, balb-c mice and two species of cats, amazingly the male cats would actually hump the male dogs after long enough exposure to Nancy Grace. In many cases researchers observed other abnormal behavior, which included, anal seepage, sweaty skin, puffy eyes, elevated blood pressure, uncontrollable urination and a desire to throw objects at Nancy Grace images.
One researcher call the syndrome “BUB” or Butt Ugly Bitch, and stated that even after the exposure to Nancy Grace ended some of the symptoms persisted for months and maybe even years due the caustic nature of the irritant.
When ask about prevention and cure the researcher was point blank. “Stay away from any exposure to Nancy Grace, of any kind, even the smallest of exposures can lead to debilitating effects, as far as a cure, none. These poor bastards are done for”.