Okay – I do not know when they entered my mind. But about noon, they started creeping into my mind and I couldn’t do anything but write them down. That way your mind will be infected too. And you can think of your own. Your own elf jokes of course!
Why do elves make good listerners?
They are all ears.
Why do elves make good house guests?
They only stay for a short tme.
What is an elf’s favorite sport?
When will an elf arrive?
He will arrive shortly.
What is an elf’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Have yourself a merry, little Christmas.
Why was the elf mad?
Santa shorted him on his paycheck.
What is an elf’s favorite food?
What is an elf’s favorite desert?
What is an elf’s other job?
Short Order cook
Why was the el’fs sled repossessed?
He was a little behind on his payments.
Why couldn’t the elf pay rent?
He was a little short this month.
Why did the elf have to buy a new lamp?
The other one kept shortening out.
Why don’t elves read long books?
They like short stories better.
Why did the elf flunk out of school?
He had a short attention span.
Why do all elves look alike?
Because there is little difference between them.
What is an elf, who is about to retire, called?
A short timer.
Why do elves make terrible stockbrokers?
They always want to sell short.
What is an elf’s favorite book?
What is an elf’s favorite children’s book?
What do elves like to start?
What do many elves die of?
What did the dying elf say?
I only have a little time left.
Why do elves like Ken Dolls?
They can share clothes.
Why does no elf name being with S?
Then he would be Selfish.
What do elves watch in the summer?
Little League games.
What do elves do on holidays?
Take short vacation.
Well, in short, I have now infected your mind and it is your turn to think of elf jokes.