Welcome back to Beverly Hills, where money is no object,botox flows like a river,insecurities are bigger than buildings and the crazy is in a league of its own.
So let’s get right down to it, shall we…..
Kyle is planning her families yearly trip to Palm Springs for Easter and this year has decided to ask Lisa and her husband to join them. This makes Kim unhappy because….Well,because Kim is crazy. Kim doesn’t understand why it can’t just be the family. Kyle doesn’t really care and just goes about making her plans to have friends and family for Easter. Kim decides to pout.
Adrienne and her husband stop to grab lunch and we all get to see the high maintenance, metrosexual Dr.Paul in action. He gets all insecure and jealous when she talks about her photo shoot and invites himself to Vegas with her. Adrienne looks like she would rather drink rubbing alcohol than have him come with her.
On to Lisa, I have one thing to say… When I grow up I want to be Lisa Vanderpump. She is the bomb! So Lisa is getting ready to head to Palm Springs or the dessert as the B.H. chicks in the know call it. Not one to go empty handed Lisa stops and orders a lil’ something for Kyle’s kids. You know just your average 3ft tall chocolate bunny. What? Didn’t everyone kids get that from the Easter Bunny? Lisa also picks up the fab pink chocolate shoes. Again let me just say I love Lisa.
Back at Casa de Crazy Kim is packing up her kids and heading to the dessert also. Oh, and dear lord Kim is bringing the crazy like nobodys bidnezz! Her kids were even looking at her like Oh Christ, here we go again. Mama needs her meds. What the hell was she trying to say about trains? Oh well who cares as long as we didn’t have to hear about her being a child star, it’s all good.
Everyone meets at the house in Palm Springs a.k.a The House Of Sibling Rivalry and Kyle start giving Kim’s daughters sheit about not cleaning the house well enough after they left last week. Kyle is going a bit mental because Lisa and Ken are coming and she obviously feels the need to impress them. Isn’t that what all normal people do, go berserk on their family so that they can impress friends. Kyle and Kim head to the market, so that they can buy the right food to impress Lisa and Ken also. Oh and for the record Kyle, there is no such thing as a glamorous supermarket. Nothing about food shopping reads glamour.
Over at Kelsey Grammer’s house, Camille is watching a nanny raise her kids and telling us all how much money she has. Good for you, go on with your bad self. Camille tells us again that she’s not just Kelsey Grammer’s wife she’s her own person etc… She tells us that she is the creative mind behind all of his career decisions. Now I’m not in “the business” but what happens to that creative title if you get divorced? Time to look into that.
We see Taylor for about 3 minutes and for that entire time her face never moved. Even when she spoke, her lips opened but not one muscle in that chicks face flinched. I am not even sure if that was Taylor. It may have been a robot.
Let’s head back to the desert and see a little more crazy in full swing….Kim is walking through the kitchen mumbling something about Kim’s famous potatoes, Kyle is running around blaming Kim for anything that Linda doesn’t like. Kim is getting all nervous because her meds are wearing off and when Ken walks in and asks for a glass of water or something crazy like that Kim starts in about how sorry she is that she’s not a chef. Ken is looking at her like What is this crazy bish talking about?
Oh it gets better, yes it does..Now Kim and Kyle decide to argue over organic foods,butter vs. margarine and it all ends with Kyle declaring that Kim thinks she’s skinnier than Kyle.
Off to visit a different kind of crazy we catch up with Adrienne and Paul in Vegas. This happy couple who as Paul says aren’t into P.D.A.’s meets up with some friends for dinner. Adrienne lets it slip out that there will be a male model at the photo shoot and Paul gets all worked up. Adrienne looks at him like Shut up this is why you aren’t going to get any. Why does it seem like nobody in Beverly Hills has sex? Are they afraid parts will break off?
Back at Kelsey Grammer’s house Camille meets with her interior designer where we get to hear how she flew him in first class for the afternoon. Ah yes, that right you are going green so no more private planes for you. Whatevs. So Camille and Co. are trying to decorate the apartment in NYC and because of this we get to hear about how they(Kelsey) own 300 houses. The interior designer is like no biggie you’re just going to be a temporary guest. He must be psychic too.
In Vegas Paul dressed in his coat of insecurity, shows up at Adrienne’s photo shoot and takes one look at Shaw the male model and his self loathing kicks into over drive. Adrienne basically kicks him to the curb and when he tries to kiss her good bye she’s more worried about her lipstick.
We end the show like we started it with Kim bringing the crazy and fighting with Kyle. This time the fight is about the Kim’s strange attachment to her children and her fear of being alone.
Next week looks to be good as Kyle decides to continue her fight against craziness and this time she takes on Camille.