Oh, I can’t wait for Halloween this year.
Thanks to Gaga I have a complete wardrobe for you, and it might not cost you a dime as the demented diva enjoys thrift style wackiness.
Yo u can probally find it in Grandma’s lingerie drawer or if all else fail just tie a garbage bag on and call it latex.
My first suggestion is to buy a platinum wig at your local drug store for well under 10 bucks. If you can’t find platinum blonde than any color or style will do as Lady Gaga wears pink, yellow, orange, whatever.
Failing that, you can always just wrap your head in some kind of odd shaped towel turban and use face paint to create a weird symbol over your eye. Or just borrow your grandpa ‘s police or army hat and put that on with the face paint and false eye lasses if you can afford the three dollars. Don’t forget gloves and bright red or pink lipstick.
Next you should find some body’s old bikini and attach rhinestones and glitter from a craft store or the .99 cent store may have glue glitter and sequins.
A glue gun might come in handy to attach strange objects to your body.
I think this might be workable on male– or female bodies as we are going for either the joke factor, or if you are an attractive girl it can be the wow factor. If you are cold you might want to throw on Uncle Harry’s motorcycle jacket over your bikini and high heeled boots.
Another nice touch is a pair of cheap colored sunglasses where you can attach a little cardboard or fabric heart over the shades. You often see Gaga in Madonna type 1980’s sunglasses.
In one of the pictures I’ve attached you can see Lady Gaga in what looks an old woman’s one piece lingerie ensemble. If granny has one you can just attach high high stockings via a garter belt or attach it to black ribbons.
Another suggestion is to raid your Aunt’s prom gown closet and find something polyester or spandex from the 1980’s.
Then just get creative, attaching huge shoulder things to it or making the shoulder pads about 1O times larger.
Gaga likes the faux chicness or weird dolmen sleeves or other stuff attached to her collar, neck and arms.
Get creative ! Haven’t you watched Project runway a million times?
I would also suggest that you look around the house for some leftover stilted high heels or just purchase a pair from pay less shoes or your local thrift store.
You can also fashion a phantom of the opera mask by cutting part of the mask away. If you are really low budget cardboard. Then you can wrap it in aluminum foil, cut a hole for your eyes and attach with a piece of ribbon or string.
For an extra touch, why not make a magic wand out of a stick and an aluminum foil star?
If you have a leopard sheet or towel you can fashion it into a cape.
Oh you might really hit the payload if you have an old leotard from the 1960’s thru 1980’s hanging around.
If it is a full body one just adorn with glitter and objects. On your head fashion odd animal horns out of Styrofoam and wire hangers so you can repeat Lady Gaga’s 2009 VMA performance.
If it is a short leotard just add sexy pantyhose or tights.
Ankle length boots might be helpful to complete the strange robot animal look.
This works extremely well in groups. Just imagine if you had Lady Gaga and back up dancers you could perform the whole act for your unsuspecting and hopefully supportive friends in the karaoke bar.
The possibilities are endless and I hope you have a hilarious but safe Halloween adventure thanks to the crazy Lady Gaganess.