Snooki’s beer bong and bicycle Seaside Heights beach bust didn’t settle as easy as expected. Judge played the reverse pyschology routine and called her a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” before giving her a slap on the over tanned wrist with 2 days of community service and a $533 fine as reported by TMZ. She responded that she was embarrassed. Can you guess why?
Being called a “Lohan wannabe” may not be as bad as beinc accused of telling your kids that you are white trash.
Britney Spears is facing an unusual lawsuit as an ex-bodyguard claims the queen of charts tried to get him to spear her, on numerous occasions. We are talking drop dead drag out lawsuit where Fernando Flores claims, through the Radar Online exclusive, that he’s not going to stop at a settlement. Without getting too knee deep into this, for legal reasons of our own, let’s just say that Spears looks like a sex craved abusive mother with no respect for the hired help. That is if the allegations are true. As Spears turns a blind eye to these claims, LiLo turns towards Britney’s former manager.
Lohan now is the proud performer of a bouncing manager boy, previously signed to Britney Spears. Okay, Larry Rudolph is a man but this process is in the infant stage. As dished by the New York Post, Rudolph had improved Britney’s path after the shaved head incident. But as one can tell, by absorbing her former bodyguard’s claims, perhaps it’s all a stage “thing”. All the same, it may be enough for the rebel without a pause, Lohan, to want to jump out of the house arrest window. But as truth has it, it appears that Lohan wants the upperhand – a good manager to spank her career in the right direction.
While Lindsay Lohan may be busy with the former manager of Britney Spears, her mother is busy being victimized by flying eggs. It’s an eggsecution and dirt bomb attack occurred on September 6th at Dina Lohan’s Long Island residence. We can pretty much chalk it up as the neighborhood target practice since no one knows whether or not it was mere neighborhood pranks of splashing developments. During the last week of August momma Lohan’s mailbox was also damaged. All these twists and turns displayed through TMZ.
On the flipside, Dina Lohan downs Snooki’s court appearance due to the “Lohan wannabe” comment by the judge. And all one can truly say is “shut up lady!” Snooki is lucky not to have had LiLo’s beloved Judge Revel. LiLo’s mom also was known for sticking up for Spears on multiple occasions. And all one can truly suggest is “stop the enabling!” As LiLo scrapes up Rudolph from Britney’s floor the words do come to mind – “history repeats itself!”
Three unpredictable paths, one loud mother, and the neverending cycle of Snooki, Spears, Lohan. Unless, we turn off the machine!