“South Park” Season 14 Episode 9 “It’s a Jersey Thing,” aka “It Came from Jersey,” is the latest show to poke fun at the Guidos and Guidettes from the “Jersey Shore.” “South Park” does it in the way only it can.
It starts with a couple moving in next door to Stan’s house. Incautiously, the Marsh family invites them over for dinner. This was a bad idea, since the mode of conversation starts with the vulgar and descends directly from there.
Soon, the Jerseyites who have invaded South Park take over various establishments and shock the good people of the town with their strange and exotic ways, which seem to consist of fighting one moment and fornication the next.
Even worse, a dark secret is unveiled. Sheila Broflovski, Kyle’s mom, is from-da, da, daaa-Jersey. She has been alright in her years in South Park, away from other Jerseyites. But now that they have invaded South Park’s hair salon, the monster that is within her has started to emerge.
Even worse, Kyle was conceived in Jersey and spent two months in the womb there. So he too is from Jersey, to the delight of Cartman, who now how a new excuse to hate him.
Also, a mysterious and hideous creature that looks like some nightmare mutated Orc from Mordor is haunting the town. It is called a “Snookie” and wants nothing more than to rape anything that moves. That includes Cartman. But then Kyle mutates into a Jerseyite and drives the Snookie away, saving Cartman’s virtue and perhaps life.
Something, clearly, must be done. Randy Marsh, Stan’s father, rallies the town, ejects the Jerseyite invaders, and sets up the roadblock to confront the invaders. Jersey had taken over much of the United States and South Park is next. Zombie Jerseyites are swarming up to the road block as the people of South Park fire upon them. But for every one they kill, 10 take their place.
An urgent call to the Governator for reinforcements is to no avail. California is out of money. The Emperor of Japan is also unwilling to send help. So there is only one force on Earth that will come to the aid of South park.
Mind, it was somewhat unnerving to see a squadron of airliners appear over the skies of South Park that then dove and crashed themselves into the Jerseyite horde. But the South Park/Al Qaeda alliance won the day and Jersey began to shrink back to its original borders.
And so Osama bin Laden himself was feted by the good people of South Park as their savior. Alas for the old terrorist, a surprise guest appeared in the form of a repelling, black-clad commando who sent Osama to join Saddam Hussein in the arms of Satan. The perfect ending of another episode of “South Park.”
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