NORTH AMERICAN STATE MOTTOES:
Alabama — We dare defend our rights —them southerners take that stuff real serious
Alaska — North to the Future —that’s why Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house
Arizona — God Enriches —but He better have his papers with him too
Arkansas — The People Rule– the Clinton’s come from there, so total logic
California — I have Found It —that’s what was there before the Hollywood sign
Colorado — Nothing Without Providence —shouldn’t this be Rhode Island’s motto?
Connecticut — He Who Transplanted Sustains —way too serious for my blood
Delaware — Liberty and Independence —yes, but driving through this tiny land is a pain in the arse!
Florida — In God We Trust– in Football we love
Georgia — Wisdom, Justice, Moderation —the airport there is all about moderation – one rain drop, close it down
Hawaii — The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness —i swore the motto was Hang Ten Dude
Idaho — Let it be Perpetual —let the POTATOES be perpetual!
Illinois — State Sovereignty, national union —Blagojevich fits right in, huh?
Indiana — The Crossroads of America– the crossroads of the Indy 500
Iowa — Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain– our cows we tip
Kansas — To the Stars through Difficulties —how would one get to the stars from Kansas anyway?
Kentucky — Let us Be Grateful to God —that people know us from a fried chicken chain
Louisiana — Union, Justice, Confidence —and crawfish
Maine — I Lead —where are we going?
Maryland — Manly Deeds, Womanly Words —gay bars unite!
Massachusetts — By the Sword we seek Peace, but Peace only under Liberty —state flag – the Citgo sign
Michigan — If you seek a pleasant Peninsula, Look about you– because, literally, this IS a peninsula
Minnesota — The Star of the North —the land of the snow
Mississippi — By Valor and Arms —and the funnest state to spell
Missouri — Let the Welfare of the People be the Supreme Law– that should be all states!
Montana — Gold and Silver —and if you ain’t got that, only $5 for a speeding ticket
Nebraska — Equality Before the Law —where is Nebraska?
Nevada — All for Our Country —thanks Vegas, makes sense that Nevada is All In
New Hampshire — Live Free or Die– great, free houses and free cars, right?
New Jersey — Liberty and Prosperity —and plug your nose around exit 7
New Mexico — It Grows as it Goes– i can totally see a marijuana farm here
New York — Ever Upward —skyscrapers galore
North Carolina — To Be, Rather than to Seem —because to seem is WAY too obvious
North Dakota — Liberty and Union, Now and Forever, One and Inseparable —that’s a lot of talk from a quiet state
Ohio — With God, all things are Possible —and so let there be the Hall of Fame
Oklahoma — Labor Conquers all Things– but vacations are where it’s at
Oregon — She Flies with her Own Wings —and he still has to ask for directions
Pennsylvania — Virtue, Liberty and Independence —yet the Eagles are stumped at how to get to Superbowl
Rhode Island — Hope– for rain? for Justin Bieber tickets? what?
South Carolina — While I Breathe, I Hope Ready in Soul and Resource– not breathing is not an option
South Dakota — Under God the People Rule– and so he made Mt. Rushmore, oh , that’s man-made
Tennessee — Agriculture and Commerce– or Elvis and the Grand Ole Opry
Texas — Friendship —as long as you have a gun and some land
Utah — Industry– and polygamy
Vermont — Freedom and Unity —and Maple Syrup
Virginia — Thus always to Tyrants– yup, check out past governors
Washington — By and By —and beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!
West Virginia — Mountaineers are Always Free– to Marry their Cousins
Wisconsin — Forward– backward must be illegal
Wyoming — Equal Rights —for their population of horses, cows and bison Oh My!