I didn’t even know who Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (a.k.a “Speidi”) were before they became tabloid fodder and turned their lives and their relationship into a three-ring circus, but they may have a sex tape out soon. I don’t think I want to see it. I’m frightened.
I’m not even sure what they’ve actually done with their “careers”. Apparently, they were on that show, “The Hills”? I’ve never seen it and think I’ll pass on it. I think Heidi once made a few pretty laughable albums, didn’t she? I have no idea what their claim to fame is.
Side Note: For those of you too young too know who Alfred E. Newman is; he is a fictional character and cartoon featured on the cover of Mad magazine. Google it for fun.
The collective fools known as “Speidi” are all over the tabloids, especially since Heidi has magically transformed into a real-life Barbie-doll complete with fun bags. She looks ridiculous. Surely, if somebody touches her, she is going to either crack like glass or implode and wait until she starts to age! All that plastic is going to sag until she looks like a bleached Shar Pei or she’s going to have to have corrective surgery for the rest of her life.
Heidi has reportedly had her nose and breasts done or perhaps overdone and she’s also had a nose job. She has stated herself that she had ten plastic surgeries done in one day including having her brow lifted, her ears pinned back, her chin reduced, another boob job and another nose job. She has said that she almost stopped breathing during surgery but that it was still worth it. It sure was! She looks so natural now.
As for Pratt, he looks like an inbreed with his beady eyes. He scares me. He looks like something in his brain is off kilter.
Thank God these two did not produce a child while they were married because it would have mostly like been an abomination with an anti-brain.
According to TheSuperficial.com (http://www.thesuperficial.com/heidi-spencer-are-releasing-a-sex-tape-08-2010#more-489442) Pratt is trying to have a sex tape released featuring him and his manufactured bombshell ex-wife. Vivid Video has struck again and found a goldmine in stupidity. Supposedly, Spencer is in negotiations. Uh-oh, this could really be happening.
Of course, Heidi will pretend she has nothing to do with it and is a victim here and will play the damsel-in-distress. If the tape is released, I’m sure she’ll reap the financial benefits and enjoy the money and find a new plastic surgeon (her former doctor pass away recently (R.I.P). Maybe her next surgery could be a brain transplant.
UsMagazine.com (http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-cuss-each-other-out-over-sex-tape-2010228) reported that the couple, who is just recently divorced, is now airing their dirty laundry on Twitter. Heidi reported told Spencer on Twitter to “Go F himself”.
Nice!
