Welcome to zee fazjhun zjow ultimate collecjhun, or as the rest of us call it Bravo’s empty spot on Tuesday nights. It’s kind of like Project Runway with teams except this show is hosted by Iman and Isaac Mizrahi and it’s kind of boring. Now don’t get me wrong, I am fully going to give it a chance but I hope that last nights show wasn’t a representation of the season, I don’t own enough wine for that. So let’s discuss the whole snooze-fest that this show….
Let me just say right now that Iman scares me, that woman straight up scares the hell out of me. I don’t know why, it may be the fact that her eyes always look like they can shoot fire out of them or the fact that she has stayed married to David Bowie for all of these years. Who knows why but she does, and the fact that Iman is going to be the muse of this show just means that I will be terrified every Tuesday and I am not sure if this is something I am willing to do.
Isaac Mizrahi seems like he is going to play good cop to Imans’ bad cop . He tries to calm her down but there just no calming a supermodel. Maybe he should just throw her a burger. Just sayin’
The designers are kind of meeh, there are a few that have some personality but on the whole they are a boring bunch. It does seem like a villain has already emerged in the form of Calvin because he has no problem calling people out. Not that you can really blame him, there were nautical ropes, ugly ruffles, and some seriously big feathers. Again who knows, this is day one and people tend to go nuts further into these shows, so here’s to hoping.
The jury is still out on this show and hopefully next week will give us a better view of the direction it’s going to take, we’ll see. I mean it can’t get much worse, can it? Oh and by the way Francine went home due to her silly big azz flower prom dress.