I just went to the John Lennon’s birthday tribute,”LennonNYC,” in Central Park on Saturday night. So, I’m in the mood to imagine.
Imagine Will Smith. That’s easy enough. Now, imagine Will Smith in Brooklyn. That’s a little harder. He may be from Philly but Willy has become a California Dreamer. Just for fun, let’s imagine he’s here.
Let’s imagine Will Smith is here in Brooklyn and he’s covered in chocolate.
Ah! I’ll bet there are a lot of Clinton Hill ladies out there who can imagine it. But I can’t, not here. I have to stop imaging now or my next writing will be a request for chocolate bars to sweeten my time.
What sparked my imagination to conjure up Will Smith in Brooklyn covered in chocolate in the first place? (Not that I couldn’t do it on my own).
The New York Observer reports that Will Smith has been offered a swank penthouse to live in at 75 Grand Avenue in Cobble Hill while he shoots “Men in Black 3.” (Yay! I can’t wait). And with that swank penthouse offer comes chocolate massage treatments from none other than Clinton Hill’s own Body by Brooklyn. Imagine that!
No word, yet, on whether or not Smith will accept the offer. He has time to decide, though, because, reportedly, there is trouble on the set of “Men in Black 3” and it has been postponed.
If he does accept, I’ll bet he goes for the full melted chocolate massage rather than just the oil.
And that’s a wrap!
Matt Chaban, “Big Willy Style: Fresh Prince Ditching Bel Air for Brooklyn?” The New York Observer
Page Six, “Will Smith’s clashes with producers stalls ‘Men In Black'” The NY Post