Happy Friday all, so did ya see that trip from hell last night? Holy smokes that was scarier than Taylor’s face trying to make an expression. So let’s just get right into it because that was just a big freakin” nightmare…
So back at a table full of awkward Camille has gone straight over the edge, I mean really, girlfriend took a running start and flung herself over the edge. She was just a mess of jealousy and insecurity, oh wait if I say that it means I’m jealous of her. Whatevs girl, whatevs. Kyle on the other hand was just floored and had no idea what to do she just kept looking back and forth at the other women like are you seeing this, is this really happening? Yup, it’s happening. Kim sat there and didn’t defend Kyle and maybe she should have but you know what, all Kyle does is ride her so maybe she was all, oh I don’t know what’s going on because I make all the wrong choices, right Kyle. It’s called karma and it’s a beyotch Kyle. Taylor felt like she was dragged into the middle of this and told Kim that she was going to go Oklahoma on her azz, but all she did was look beyond scary when she was trying to look mad. At this time I am going to call shenanigans on Taylor because we all know that she stirred the pot her telling Kelsey Grammer’s wife that the other women were talking smack about her. You are officially suspect in my book Taylor. Lisa just sat there rolling her eye’s and thinking it was all ridiculous and how foolish Camille was and wondering where the hell her drink was, this is why we all love Lisa. She rocks.
Adrienne was at home for her uncle’s funeral so she missed out on all the fun in NYC, but we got to see her and Paul interact with each other. How funny is the fact that every time Paul tried to help her she was like bish please, I am a Maloof I can handle this. I own shizz. They are pretty normal so that’s always nice to see.
So back in NYC Kyle is all sorts of nervous because her hottie of a husband is Kelsey Grammer’s real estate agent and she could tell from the night before that Camille is the type of crazy that would try to destroy her family’s livelihood. C’mon she watched the Jersey franchise, she’s basically being Staubed. So Kyle calls Camille and tries to make amends because again, she knows crazy when she sees it, I mean really Kim is her sister.
OK so lets address this whole Kim/Kyle issue because I am really not getting it. Kyle puts Kim down every chance she gets but then wants Kim to help her with birthday parties, and defend her against whackjobs. Why would Kim want to do any of that? I mean I understand it’s a family thing but really Kyle is just not a very nice person when it comes to Kim. I think there’s loads of built up hostility so were going to have to keep a close eye on that situation.
All right, all right, back to the mental patient that is Camille…So Camille surrounds her self with people she pays to agree with her and calls them friends, you know like her make-up artist and hair dresser. OK so here is my thought on that, if your best friend is someone you pay, then people don’t like you, period. Camille yammers on about how all the woman are jealous of her, just like all the other women she’s ever met, blah, blah, blah…here is a hint, if you want women to like you then don’t let their husband’s stick five dollar bills down the front of your shirt after you grind against a pole. Simple as that. D.D. and the make-up boy agree with her, yes everyone is jealous of you, they all want to be you, and so on. Camille slips them each a 50 and everyone is happy, well everyone except Kelsey Grammer that it, and really can you blame him?
Kelsey looked like he would have rather taken a bullet between the eyes than have Camille in his dressing room, he kept pushing her towards the door and she just kept looking around the room, making me wonder who she was looking for. Then she tries to kiss him and he literally puts his hands on her shoulders and pushes her away. Seriously, he flew across the country to escape her and when he turns around sheeeee’s baaaaack. Poor Kelsey looked like he wanted to die and I mean really he married Camille isn’t that a fate worse than death?
So what have we learned from this week peeps? We’ve learned that Kyle needs to step up her game, I mean really she signed on to be a housewife for the love of god, did she really think that there wasn’t going to be at least one nutjob. We’ve learned that going Oklahoma on someones azz means looking scary ugly when you try to show emotion and finally we’ve learned why Kelsey Grammer most likely drank and did blow like it was going out of style.
Have a happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget to say a big thanks to God for sending us Camille because you know she has a Jesus complex and all!