Time for another pop quiz from the imperial genius of the lexicon, Sarah Palin. Today, we shall test you on ten words to see if you can figure out their meanings. Good luck!
1. Republican is:
a. Patriotic by golly.
b. Closest thing to God.
c. Rich beyond your wildest dreams.
2. Democrat is:
a. A donkey’s behind.
b. Purveyors of pork barrel spending.
c. Obama for goodness, golly sakes. Scary.
d. Not me.
3. Taxes are:
a. Harmful and should be abolished if you are rich.
b. A country right next to New Mexico.
c. Part of the Axes of Evil.
d. Not for me.
4. Vote is:
b. Worshipful. Example: You are my voted son.
c. Unconstitutional according to the Supremist Court.
d. Only useful when connected to me.
5. Pollution is:
a. Environmental extremists. Example: Environmentalist spew their pollution views. Ooh, gooey.
b. Good for your health. Example: Smell the polluted air. It’s heavenly.
c. What bees do to flowers. Example: Bees pollutate the flowers.
d. None of my business.
6. Election is:
a. The silly thing that goes up in the middle of the night.
b. The past tense of electrifying.
c. Only suitable for Republicans.
d. Only suitable for me.
7. America is:
a. A state in the United States.
b. Part of Alaska.
c. Right next to Asia.
d. My hometown.
8. Politics is:
a. Cops on the beat.
b. Polite and friendly Republicans.
c. A game similar to Monopoly.
d. A game that has made me filthy rich.
9. Media is:
a. Fox News only.
b. Fox News only.
c. Fox News only.
d. Rush Limbaugh and me.
a. Something that men do in private.
b. An item that a batter uses to hit a baseball.
c. Two people yelling at each other for…Sorry, need to read my palm.
d. Me talking about me.